Feeding Time

August 11, 2007

I believe I’ll have the Shrimp Pineapple Curry.

There are three stages of feeding:

The first stage is denial.

This is not what I ordered.

The second stage is depression.

You can’t make me eat that, loser.

The third stage is forcible acceptance.

I’m calling Child Services.


Praise Jeebus!

August 5, 2007

Yes, we saw the Simpsons movie last week. How was it?

It was transformative.david-simpson.jpgchris-simpson.jpg

sean-simpson.png Special thanks to Burger King. However, this doesn’t make up for the fact that your food sucks.