Before fatherhood, the following were the activities I most enjoyed (in no particular order):
Sleep
Reading
Television
Movies
Music
Drinking
Sex
Profanity
Things I no longer have the Uninterrupted Time or Freedom to partake in (in no particular order):
Sleep
Reading
Television
Movies
Music
Drinking
Sex should be on this list, but in light of certain onerous penalties and sanctions that have been threatened, it isn’t.
Posted by Sarcastro 
