28 Dollars Later

Kids, we’ve driven 500 miles to the beach. It’s a miracle we made it after that harrowing short cut through Tate’s Hell State Forest. Go play in the surf while I numb myself with brown liquor in order to deal with your constant demands and ungrateful attitude.

Five seconds later…

We’re BORED!

All of this ocean, sunshine, sand, bicycles, kites, playgrounds and what have you isn’t capturing your interest?

No.

What do you want to do?

We want to go play Putt Putt.

We have Putt Putt at home.

So?

So we went to the Putt-Putt.

Fun With The Kodak Easy Share

Take one damn cute baby:

Use the “coloring book” function in the Kodak Easy Share software.  (Hey, Kodak.  Please contact me about endorsement or sponsorship opportunities.)

Voila, a  Seventies-era creepy album cover.