Based On A True Story

March 21, 2008

Daycare is closed today due to some religious holiday.  That leaves me watching Sarcastro Jr. until Mommy gets home from work.

No exaggeration, this is exactly how our day has gone.  It isn’t even 10 am yet.


First Birthday

March 17, 2008

For your first birthday, we gave you indignity.

Does this cake make me look fat?

Heaped upon indignity.

Help me up, you bastards!

Happy birthday, son.