Oh, Like You Haven’t Been Busy

All right, yes, I’ve been quiet. Too much going on, you know? Like monitoring my child’s education. My oldest son, for instance, is in Kindergarten. A recent assignment: Come up with a three-letter word that starts with “Z” and draw a picture of it. “Zip” was by far the most popular choice. My son…well, my son went another way. See for yourself:

I had never even heard of zits until I was 12.